Know thyself.

Attributed to a plethora of Ancient Greek sages, I know that the above quote was fully intended as a means to encourage the populace to engage in a reflective and introspective dialogue with themselves.  On the other hand, when you buy this:

That's a 20 inch monitor on the desk, in case you were wondering.

And then have to transport it from Point A to Point B:

Open the image in a new tab to get a better idea of the distance.

It's probably a good idea to "know thyself" and get a fucking taxi.

I still can't raise my arms over my shoulders.

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"It's as simple as a pie!"

-D.