Ross, a close friend of mine for many years now and commonly known in social circles as 'The Captain', has been the first to answer in the competition I launched a few days ago. All I can say is: perceptive. Perceptive, that is, if he didn't rely on the IMDB or Google.
Nevertheless, Ross only gave an answer for that particular post. The challenge was to discern the element running through all the quotes from April. And to think, from an English teacher, too. The scorn and ridicule that he lovingly heaps upon his pupils for their poor reading comprehension should be carefully stowed away in his English Department's textbook cupboard, lest the children find this shameful example during a lazy Sunday afternoon while cruising Google for the terms "Ross", "Teacher", and "Sex Offender".
Still, as a small consolation prize, I'll just leave this here.
Nevertheless, Ross only gave an answer for that particular post. The challenge was to discern the element running through all the quotes from April. And to think, from an English teacher, too. The scorn and ridicule that he lovingly heaps upon his pupils for their poor reading comprehension should be carefully stowed away in his English Department's textbook cupboard, lest the children find this shameful example during a lazy Sunday afternoon while cruising Google for the terms "Ross", "Teacher", and "Sex Offender".
Still, as a small consolation prize, I'll just leave this here.
 Would you believe that Ross and I laughed at this for almost three days solid? |
Correct answers, as usual, on a postcard.
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"Everyone is disappointing the more you know them."
-D.
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